9 Blondes and 1 Brunette are holding onto the wing of an aircraft that is rapidly plummeting towards the ground.

They all realise that one must sacrifice themselves to save the rest. Nobody volunteers to sacrifice themselves, the. suddenly the brunette makes a heroic speech about how she will let go of the aircraft to save the rest.

Then all the blondes clap.

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Went to see The Joker last night and some guy dressed in a full clown outfit held the door open for me into the theater

I thought it was a nice jester

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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance.

So i pushed her over.

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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.

I just felt the need to spice up my autobiography.

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I dialed a suicide hotline in Iraq

They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck

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What's the difference between a spicy curry and a catholic priest?

The curry at least waits 20 minutes before destroying your ass.

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What do you call particularly complex stairs?

Stairs with extra steps.

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