Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 20 tháng 11, 2019

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.

That will give you a reason to get up in the morning....

Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c?

You can’t see in the dark...

A brother asks his sister to marry him...

She replies, "if you incest"....

I asked my mom "how many is a couple?" She said, "two or three."

That would explain why her marriage collapsed....

Sex through the ages.

20s-30s: tri-weekly 30s-40s: try weekly 40s-50s: try weakly...

I went to a beestore to buy bees

The shopkeeper gave me 13 instead of the 12, I requested. When I asked him what the last one was for. He told me it was a freebie....

My uncle with a stutter was recently sent to prison...

He's never going to finish his sentence....