As he lays there, unable to move, he thinks about all the rejection he has faced. Countless women, scared off by his grotesque appearance, have avoided all contact with him. Never been kissed, never been loved.
As he reflects on his sad, lonely existence, a beautiful, busty young lady, in a very skimpy bikini, is walking past.
She sees him - a small, limbless blob - out the corner of her eye. He gives her a smile and she smiles back. And then, she starts walking over to him!
As she approaches he thinks to himself - “maybe this is it!” She gets nearer and nearer, her smile growing with each step, until she is right next to him. She leans down, gives him a big kiss on the cheek, and whispers in his ear: “Have you ever been fucked?”
Excitedly, the man responds “no!”
The woman replies “well you’re fucked now, mate. The tide’s coming in.”
