Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 27 tháng 11, 2019

A farmer accidentally overcooked his, one of a kind, psychic cow

He now has a rare medium well done...

Sperm count

A 65 year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried...

A snake walks into a bar...

The bartender says "How'd you do that?"...

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place....

99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. You take one down, patch it around...

129 bugs in the code....

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window. The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?” The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”...

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces here tonight, which is disappointing....