Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 28 tháng 11, 2019

My wife dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence....

My girlfriend is a star on pornhub.

And she'll kill me if she finds out....

Why do blind people hate skydiving?

Because it scares the shit out of their dogs....

If you boil a funny bone...

It becomes a laughing stock. You better upvote this because... It’s Humerus....

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?" "Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream." "Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it." "My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem - a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."...

My boss is threatening to fire the employee who has the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me....