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Thứ Bảy, 30 tháng 11, 2019
Here's some advice for all men
If you get a boner in public, point up at the sky and shout "OH FUCK LOOK OVER THERE!" It's all about the missed erection
A QUEEN and a famous porn star died on the same day
when they fronted up to St Peter he told them there was only one space left for that day, and they’d have to argue their respective cases.The horizontal humper ripped off her top and said, “These are the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please him greatly to be able to gaze upon them for eternity.”The Queen said nothing, but hiked up her skirt, pulled down her undies, shook up a bottle of Perrier she had in her handbag, then douched her twat with it.St Peter nodded and let the Queen pass through the pearly gates.“What the fuck is all that about?” yelled the porn star. “I show you two of God’s greatest achievements and NOTHING! That old bitch performs a disgusting act and you let her in?”“Sorry, love,” said St Peter, “but a royal flush beats a pair every time.”
I did Nazi that coming
Nazi Officer: "Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"
Hitler rubs chin: "So mine less"
Grammar Nazi busts in: "MINE FEWER"
Hitler looks up: "Yes?"
Thứ Sáu, 29 tháng 11, 2019
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