I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 12, 2019
My 5 year old just got me with this one last night right before we fell asleep:
Him: Dad, will you remember me tomorrow?
Me: Of course!
Him: Will you remember me in a week?
Me: Yes.
Him: Will you remember me in a month?
Me: Yes..
Him: Will you remember me in a year?
Me: Yes.
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: Whaaaaaaaat? You forgot me already?
Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 12, 2019
Man in a helicopter
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
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