For spilling the beans....
Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 12, 2019
A woman is walking hand-in-hand with her husband on Christmas Eve In Moscow
They're having a nice night when, suddenly, they start to feel a bit of precipitation on their faces.
The woman looks at her husband and says, "Look, dear, it's raining."
Her husband tells her, "No, dear, it's snowing." Well, this argument goes back and forth for a few minutes until they see the local Communist officer, Comrade Rudolph, walk past.
The husband says to his wife, "Look, dear, there's Comrade Rudolph, our local Communist officer. He always knows the truth. We''l ask him!" With that, the husband shouts, "Comrade Rudolph, is it raining...
I was having a shit on the train when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said ‘can I see your ticket please?’
‘Not right now, I’m having a shit’ I shouted back.
‘I don’t believe you, can you slide it under the door?’ He snapped back annoyedly
‘Sure thing, no problem. The yellow bits are sweet corn’ I said...
A man decided to become a monk
The head Monk says to the man "This is a silent order. You will only be allowed to speak once every 15 years."
The man says "Ok" and begins his time with the silent order.
15 years pass and the man is sitting in the refectory when the head monk approaches and says to the man "It has been fifteen years. What would you like to say brother?".
The man responds, "The porridge could use a little more sugar." The head monk nods in acknowledgement and walks away.
Another 15 years pass and the head monk finds the man in the dormitory and says "Brother,...
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