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Thứ Năm, 19 tháng 12, 2019
Me: Mom meet my girlfriend.
Mom: You sure about this? I think you deserve better.
Me: But mom, I love her so much!
Mom: I'm talking to her.
Pilot is welcoming the passengers on the plane
Shortly after take off, he announces "This is your Captain speaking, Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is... " Then suddenly he starts screaming his head off,
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! It's burning,...It's burning.. This is going to hurt... It's burning."
A ghostly silence reigned in cabin. After a couple of minutes, he gets back on the microphone, talking to the passengers, "I sincerely apologize for the incident but I just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap... you should see my pants."
One passenger replies, "Why don't you come here and see our PANTS!"
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