Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the idiot's house
(A few hours later)
Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken
(Runs away laughing his head off)
Thứ Bảy, 21 tháng 12, 2019
A warning to all.
Be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas. Quite rightly, police are out checking on people.
Last night I went our for a few drinks. Cocktails, then wine. (Not a good idea).
However, knowing I was over the limit, I took the bus back home.
We passed a police check point and I could see they were pulling over drivers and giving them breath tests. They waved the bus past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a surprise as I’d never driven a bus before and I’m not even sure where I got it from.
A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer says,
"What's your name son"?
He replied. "D-d-d-dav-dav-David sir".
The officer looks at him suspiciously and says, "Oh, do you have a stutter"?
The guy replied, "No, my dad has a stutter, and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an asshole".
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