2/3 of all impeached presidents were done so for the same reason

for embarrassing Hillary Clinton

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

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Interviewer: The starting Pay is $50000

Interviewer: The starting Pay is $50000, Later it can go up to $100000.

Candidate: That's great, I will start later then.

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What do you call a midget having an orgasm?

A shortcoming

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Bartender asks a man "You ever had ann orange in your beer?"

Man says "Once, in a Blue Moon."

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What do you call a boring person from Finland?

A dolphin

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Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her

“on what day will I die?” The fortune teller assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday. “Why are you so sure of that?” demanded Hitler. “Any day”, she replied, “on which you die will be a Jewish holiday”.

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