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Thứ Sáu, 27 tháng 12, 2019

My boss called this morning and shouted,

“Where the fuck are you? It’s 8:30 and you were supposed to start at 8.”

“Relax, I’m in my office.” I replied.

“Quit the shit!” he roared. “I’m standing in your office.”

So I went, “Oh, sorry mate, I forgot to tell you about my new job.”

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks:

Some asshole has my pen

A female janitor at my building asked me if i wanted to smoke some weed with her.

I politely declined- I can't deal with high maintenance women.

I think my neighbor might be stalking me.

She's googled my name a few times, I saw it through my telescope last night

The pool on the titanic is still full...

Let that sink in

(From my 9 year-old son) What type of fish should you use to catch other fish?

Bait-a fish.

My boss just told me that I’m the worst mailman he has ever seen.

Shit. I meant to post this somewhere else.