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Chủ Nhật, 29 tháng 12, 2019

How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

There was a man named John Odd

There was this man named John Odd, and he hated his last name.

People constantly made fun of it, called him and his wife "The Odd couple", named him "The Odd man out" wherever he went, all that.

So he's getting older and writes out his will. And in the will he says when he dies he doesn't want his name on the gravestone. He just wants to be buried in an unmarked grave with a plain headstone, no name, nothing.

So he dies, and his wife respects his wishes. So there he is, in his unmarked grave, but everytime someone walks by the cemetery and sees the unmarked grave they say, "Look, isn't that Odd?"

My parents made me go to Stockholm with them on holiday...

... I didn’t like it at first.

Doctor: We had to remove your colon

Me Why

My 13 year old son was attacked for being white and a Donald Trump supporter.

And I'll fucking do it again.

I pooped on an elevator

I took that shit to another level

I donated $50,000 to a charity for mute children.

They didn't even say thank you.