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Thứ Ba, 31 tháng 12, 2019
Wife Missing
My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back.
A man is on a stretcher, being prepped for surgery.
The surgeon walks in, takes a deep breath and says:
“Okay, David. This is a simple operation.”
The man says: “My name isn’t David.”
The surgeon replies: “No, it’s my name.”
“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.”
“You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.”
“Well that’s your fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”
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