Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 1, 2020

Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the steakhouse market?

It was a big McSteak....

“Dad, I’m so excited. I got a B in reading!”

Dad: That’s a D, idiot....

A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was

I said "Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want"....

What's the difference between the 1920s and 2020s?

Depression happens at the start of the decade now....

Two Priests and Two Nuns have dinner with His Holiness, the Pope.

Two priests are fishing on lake outside of Rome. It's a beautiful day, the sun is light, and the water is smooth. Suddenly the first priests fishing rod bends alarmingly; he has hooked a huge fish! It's a struggle but he managed to reel it in. It's a beautiful rainbow coloured fish and big enough to feed a family. "Would you look at the size of that Fucker!" he exclaims, startling the second priest. "Hey, you can't talk like that; you're a man of the cloth. I'm a man of the cloth!" Says the second priest, scandalised. The first priest raises his...

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres....

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