the old lady in front of him whispers to the teller, “I’d do whatever he asks. He means business.”
Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 1, 2020
What does the word 'gay' mean?
asked a son to his father.
"It means 'happy,'" replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so are you gay, then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
- A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing??"
The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
"And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body."
The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
"These are 'babouches' my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet."
"So tell me then," added the boy.
"Yes, my son…”
"Why are we living in Birmingham and still wearing all this bollocks?
Me: *slapping my older brother in the face with his own hand*
Me: stop hitting yourself haha, why do you keep hitting yourself
Sister-in-law: crying is this why you wanted an open casket
My wife had some tattoos done on the cheeks of her ass.
She said to the tattooist I would like a butterfly on each cheek.
Tattooist says, sorry I can't do butterfly's, I can do Bees though.
So my wife said okay they are nice as well. She came home, dropped her pants turned round and got on all fours to show me.
I said "who the fuck is BOB?"
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