This guy got really drunk. So drunk that his friends had to carry him.
Next morning he wakes up in his own bed, clean, in his pijamas, his wife gone.
Groggy as hell, he gets up and starts looking around. In the kitchen he finds an immaculate breakfast, eggs, bacon, coffee and 50 bucks. He finds a note from his wife:
"Dearest beloved husband. I hope that my note finds you well. I have prepared this loving breakfast for you and I've left you 50 bucks to go and have a drink with your mates later. Lots of love."
Stunned, the guy runs back upstairs and shakes his son awake.
"What happened, boy? What's all this?"
"Well dad, you came home absolutely pissed and mum was furious. We carried you up to your bedroom and when she started undressing your smelly clothes you began to push her and yell: Leave me alone you scank! I'm a married man!"
