She ordered a Black coffee, I quickly apologized to the barista and said, "I'm sorry she meant to say an African Americano."
Thứ Tư, 8 tháng 1, 2020
Anal Deodorant
A guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the assistant behind the counter "Can you tell me where the anal deodorant is please?"
The assistant looks confused and says "I'm sorry sir, I don't think we stock that".
"Are you sure?" he says, "I'm nearly certain I got my last stick of it from here".
"I've never seen any" she says, "but I'll ask my manager".
The manager comes to the counter and says "Hello, just making sure I understand what you're wanting, did you want some anal deodorant?"
"Yes" the man replies, "I've bought it from here before and I'd like some more please."
"OK" says the manager, "I've worked here for over 10 years and I'm sure we've never sold anal deodorant."
"But I've bought it from here before!" the man protested, "tell you what, I'll find my old one from home and bring it in to show you."
The next day he walks into the shop again and finds the same manager, "Look!" he says smugly, "here's the last anal deodorant I bought from here!"
The manager takes it from him, inspects it carefully and replies, "I'm sorry sir but this appears to just be a normal stick of deodorant."
"Not at all!" the man says, "look on the back, it clearly says: Take off cap and push up bottom."
A LAWYER is getting out of his BMW when a semi rolls by, taking the open door clean off. A nearby cop has seen all of this, and runs over.
The lawyer immediately starts screaming and gesticulating about the value of his beamer and how much it’s going to cost him to get it fixed.
The cop loses his patience and says, “You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money!”
The lawyer is incensed and says, “How dare you call me materialistic? Do you know what I earn an hour? You have no idea what kind of pressure I’m under!”
The cop says, “Well, you’re so concerned about your beamer, you didn’t notice the truck took your arm off at the elbow.”
The lawyer looks down and screams “Fuck! My rolex!”
A man accepts a job in a village with no women
Once there, he asks a local:
-There is really no women here?
-None.
-So... How do you guys do when you need to have sex?
-There is a donkey close to the river for that.
The man tries to ignore and go home, where he can see the river and therefore, the donkey. After months in that village, every day the donkey seemed a little more attractive, so one day when a few other men asked him if he'd like to go to the donkey with them, he accepts. When he is close to the donkey, the man puts down his pants and one of the other locals yells:
-What you doing!?
-Aren't we...? Going to do the donkey thing?
-We going to ride the donkey across the river so we can get to the other village where we can meet women.
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