He asks saint Peter: "I'd like to see Mohammed. Do you know where he is?"
"Mohammed? He's not here. I'm just the gatekeeper. You'll need to go higher."
And so the Muslim enters. He sees Mary the god bearer sitting on a bench.
"Excuse me. Do you know where I could find Mohammed?"
"Mohammed? I think he's at work. You'll need to go higher."
Having ascended all the way to the top, he sees Jesus standing before him.
"Christ, highest of prophets. I'm looking for Mohammed. Please show me the way."
"Mohammed you say? You'll need to go higher."
Saying that, Jesus rises his hand and a stairway appears.
Thankful, the Muslim goes up the long steps.
Suddenly, he finds himself in what looks like an office. God, radiating with divine light, welcomes him.
"What do you seek?"
"Can I see Mohammed?"
"Of course but why the rush. Come. Sit down. Would you like a coffee?"
"Yes please."
"Mohammed! Two coffees please"
