After awhile, the son turned to his dad and said "Hey dad, why can't we use a sponge?"...
Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 1, 2020
I used to bang a set of twins...
People always asked how I could tell them apart. I said it's easy, Mary always paints her nails purple and George has a cock....
Little Johnny
So, little Johnny is at his grandparents house and he sees his grandfather drinking some beer and asks if he can have some. His grandfather then asks, can your dick touch your asshole? Little Johnny responds no and his grandfather tells him that he can have some beer when it can. The next day little Johnny’s grandma made him some cookies. His grandfather walks in and asks if he can some. Little Johnny then asks, can your dick touch your asshole? His grandfather responds yes and little Johnny said, well then go fuck yourself these are my cooki...
A man, a dog, and a cow were on a cruise when their ship sank.
The man, the dog, and the cow were the only survivors. They swam to a deserted island covered with a thick jungle.
They started to explore the jungle. There was enough food in the jungle to feed the three of them, and the man could build a shelter out of the trees. "We can live here for years," said the man.
After spending a few days on the island, the man realized that he was unlikely ever to see a woman again. "From now on," he thought, "I will have to do it with my cow."
The man lowered his pants. He ran towards the cow. But the dog jumped...
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