My daughter has started asking me questions about the human body

I thought I locked the basement I don't know how she keeps getting down there

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Why did Jeffrey Epstein's English teacher fail him?

Because he never finished his sentences...

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What do you call an incel in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

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I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer.

I have a Czech one, too.

One too.

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What did the 3 tampons say to each other at the bus stop?

Nothing, they’re stuck up cunts

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I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.

On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

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Where do horses go when they get sick?

The horse-pital.

No I’m kidding they get shot

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