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Thứ Sáu, 24 tháng 1, 2020

Two Arab guys get on a plane.

One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off an Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was just settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a Coke.”

“No problem,” said the Israeli, “Stay there, I’ll get it for you.”

While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli’s shoe and spat in it. When the Israeli returned with the Coke, the other Arab said,

“That looks good. I think I’ll have one too.”

Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it too.

The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York. As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

“How long must this go on?” he asked. “This enmity between our people…this hatred…this animosity…this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”

Can you make a sentence containing the words defense, defeat and detail?

When a horse jumps over defense, defeat goes before detail

I told my wife she's been painting her eyebrows on a little too high.

She seemed surprised.

We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills is 90210 but what’s the zip code to Dawson’s Creek?

Spoiler 90108 for our lives to be over...

After the Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

a Country Boy visited the City and met a girl in a Bar who invited him back to her house,

When they got there, she undressed and told him to get naked too.

She said: "Let's start with a 69"

The Country Boy replied: "What's that?"

With that she got him into position, and they went at it

Within a minute of starting, the City Girl felt a fart coming on

She tried holding it back, but she figured the Country Boy was probably enjoying what she was doing to him and just let it rip

Less than a Minute later, she felt another one coming on and since he hadn't said anything, let this one out as well

After that, the Country Boy pushed her off, got up, and started getting dressed

The City Girl, embarrassed, asked "I guess you didn't like that, huh?"

The Country Boy said: "No, it was fine, but I just don't think I could take 67 more of those"

For 2020 my goal is to be less condescending to people.

Condescending means to talk down to someone.