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Chủ Nhật, 26 tháng 1, 2020

“I love you loads, honey pie.” My wife said earlier.

“And I love you tons.” I replied.

“What, no nickname for me?” She asked, disappointed.

Sometimes I swear the fat cow’s going deaf.

The man who invented Velcro has died.

RIP

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods.

But it's harder to deter gents.

I'll let myself out.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig ?

The F

My twin brother prefers to take the stairs, but I like the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

Don’t worry, the coronavirus won’t last long.

Because it’s made in China.

I asked my English teacher where the last name Smith came from

"Well," he said, "in the past family names were often descriptive. People who forged iron for a living were called smiths, so that eventually led to the last name Smith."

'Is that where names likes Fisher come from too?' I asked.

"Yes," he replied, "that's exactly where they come from."

'Thank-you,' I gushed, 'you're the best teacher ever Mr. Dickinson!'