Because they lactose.
Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 2, 2020
There were three guys on a plane
The first guy takes a bite out of an apple and says its too sweet. So he throws it out of the plane. The second guy takes a bite out of a lemon and says its to sour. He also throws it out of the plane. The third guy takes a bite of a grenade and says its too hard. So he too throws it out of the plane.
The guys land, and they’re walking around town.
They see a girl crying and ask her why shes crying
“An apple came down and killed my cat” she said
They walk some more and see a boy crying
He said “a lemon came down and killed my dog”
They then came across a kid laughing really hard.
He said “I farted and the guy behind me exploded”
My daughter came home from school screaming at me
"I’ve just had sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before marriage, my boyfriend will die!"
I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”
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