Because they like fast food.
Thứ Bảy, 8 tháng 2, 2020
Thứ Sáu, 7 tháng 2, 2020
Cucumber, pickel and a penis meet at a bar.
Cucumber, pickel and a penis meet at a bar.
The cucumber says, man my life really sucks! Whenever I get big, fat and juciy, someones going to cut me up and put me in a salad!
The pickel says, you think you have it bad, when I got big, fat and juicy, someone poured vinegar and spices on me and threw me in a jar!
The penis glaired at both of them and said, you assholes think you have it bad? Whenever I get big fat and juicy someone puts a rubber trap over my head, sticks me in a dark room and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!!
The woman was in bed with 3 men when her husband came home.
One of them hid in the closet, the second one went under the bed, and the third one went to the balcony.
After a while, the one under the bed came out and said: "OK, madam, your bed is fixed now." She told her husband that she called this guy to repair one of the legs of the bed. The husband thanks him and gives him money.
Later, the one in the closet steps out and says "Now, your drawers are working properly." The husband thanks him too and gives him money.
The one in the balcony, who saw everything but did not hear anything, came out with great excitement and said: "I fucked her too."
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