Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper, normal supper with the fellas
Thứ Bảy, 8 tháng 2, 2020
Three women met up in a bar.
After talking about what they've all been through, and they've all had a few drinks, their conversation takes a personal turn and they start talking about how loose they are.
One says, "I can fit a while sausage."
Another says, "I can fit a cucumber. "
The third woman says nothing, and just slides down the barstool.
BECOMING IRISH
Seven-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school..
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mick."
Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mick." "Are you ashamed of your name?" his mother asked. "Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
The teacher saw all his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mick?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Muslims
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