How do I soften the blow?...
Chủ Nhật, 9 tháng 2, 2020
"I've just had the worst time" the boy said.
"First I had angina pectoris, and then arteriosclerosis. As I was recovering, I got psoriasis. Hypodermics was followed by tonsillitis, and lastly they gave me appendectomy."
"Wow!" said his friends."How did you survive?"
"I don't know" said the boy. "Toughest spelling test I've ever had"...
A man has to choose from his 3 girlfriends
A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn't know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it.
The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover. She told him, "I spend the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second went shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen television. She said, "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."
The third woman took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock...
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