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FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 12 tháng 2, 2020

Who can drink 2 liters of gasoline

Jerry can...

This deaf girl used to flirt with me constantly, but I was oblivious to it.

I wish I could have read the signs....

[NSFW] Wonder Woman is laying naked, face down, on a rooftop...

...when Superman flies by and sees her. Her naked body has him feeling all types of ways, so he starts to think, "You know, I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in and out of there before she even realizes what happened." ​ So, Superman flies in, does his business and takes off. ​ Wonder Woman says, "What was that?" The Invisible Man responds, "I don't know, but my fucking ass is killing me."...

Thứ Ba, 11 tháng 2, 2020

Why don’t blind people like to go skydiving?

It scares the dog....

Have you heard the story of the Spanish magician?

He was on stage one day and said "Uno...dos..." and then he disappeared without a tres....

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

But its harder to deter gents...

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

The spaghetto....