Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 12 tháng 2, 2020

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I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it....

Why does death exist?

To enforce term limits on politicians....

Today a girl kissed me

I wish I could post it in another subreddit...

What’s the similarity between a grenade and a wife?

You pull off the ring and then your house is gone...

Common sense is like AIDS.

Some are born with it while others have to get it pounded into them....

Sometimes I go out and commit crimes

Just to feel wanted...

If you feel the Bern you should vote for Bernie Sanders

That way you can get a doctor to take a look at it...