Who can drink 2 liters of gasoline

Jerry can

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This deaf girl used to flirt with me constantly, but I was oblivious to it.

I wish I could have read the signs.

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[NSFW] Wonder Woman is laying naked, face down, on a rooftop...

...when Superman flies by and sees her. Her naked body has him feeling all types of ways, so he starts to think, "You know, I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in and out of there before she even realizes what happened."

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So, Superman flies in, does his business and takes off.

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Wonder Woman says, "What was that?" The Invisible Man responds, "I don't know, but my fucking ass is killing me."

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Why don’t blind people like to go skydiving?

It scares the dog.

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Have you heard the story of the Spanish magician?

He was on stage one day and said "Uno...dos..." and then he disappeared without a tres.

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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

But its harder to deter gents

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What do you call the bad part of Italy?

The spaghetto.

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