-because they cant keep a straight face.
Chủ Nhật, 16 tháng 2, 2020
A man is out walking his dogs
another guy Comes up to him and asks “excuse me are those Jack Russels?” The owner quickly replies “No they’re mine!”
A tomb raider goes into a pyramid
She enters the pyramid after hearing that the pharaoh holds a great artifact. She hops and dodges all kinds of traps until she gets caught by a zombie slave.
Slave says: I'm going to make you a slave.
He forces the raider into the slave room where he jumps on her in sexual intent. She barely escapes and goes deeper into the pyramid. She finishes off other zombie slaves until she gets caught by a guardian.
Guardian says: I'm going to make you a guardian.
He forces the raider into the guardian room where he jumps on her in sexual intent. She barely escapes and goes deeper into the pyramid. She avoids other guardians and enters the sarcophagus room. The mummy rises and grabs the raider.
Mummy says: I'm going to make you a mummy.
Raider says: At least you're clear on your intentions.
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