But today, I ran over 5 miles
Thứ Ba, 18 tháng 2, 2020
A man found a genie lamp
When the rubbed it the genie came out and stated the rules.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish to not die a virgin
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
An old Jew on his deathbed
A 90 year-old Jew is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?" And Sarah says, "Yes, I am here."
He then says: "Are my children -- my wonderful children -- are they here with me?" And they reply, "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last."
And he says: "Are my brothers and sisters here with me as well?" And they too tell him that they are here.
So the old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says, "If everybody is here ... why is the light on in the kitchen?"
Some people really like Orion's Belt
But I think it's just a big waist of space.
Edit: Sorry for the bad pun, but you gotta give it at least 3 stars.
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