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Thứ Sáu, 21 tháng 2, 2020
Some guy was doing a crossword with his wife...
Husband: Emphatic no, five letters.
Wife: Never
H: Pistol, 3 letters.
W: Gun
H: Disgust, 3 letters.
W: Ugh
H: Charity, 4 letters.
W: Give
H: Female sheep, 3 letters
W: Ewe
H: Pixar movie, 2 letters
W: Up
2 blonds are in heaven....
One asked the other: "how did you die?"
"I froze to death" said the second blond
"That must be awful, how it felt?" said the first blond
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You are very cold and eventually you're muscles get numb and you freeze to death. It's sort of calming. How did you die? "
"Well, " says the first blonde, " I had a heart attack. You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me. I came home unexpectedly and went upstairs to find him on the bed naked. I checked the basement, but no one was there. I ran up to the second floor and checked every room, but no one was there. I ran all the way to the attic, but I had a massive heart attack and I died."
"Wow, " says the second blonde, "If you checked the freezer we would both be alive."
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