Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 3, 2020

Knock knock...

Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? Warm midnight falling. Stars shining, dancing brightly. Peaceful all at once...

A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”

Cop: You are the lawyer. Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?...

There are 6.02x10^23 guacas in a guacamole,

Which is also known as avocado’s number...

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride: “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.”

“What is it?” his new bride asked lovingly. “I’m a golf fanatic,” he said. “I think about golf constantly. I’ll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win.” His new bride pondered this for a moment and said: “I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I’ve concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, I’m a hooker.” “No problem,” said her husband. “Just widen...

I was mugged by 6 dwarves last night

Not Happy...

My son asked me where pooh came from. I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation.

A little perplexed he stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and then asked, “and tigger?”...

A zombie is trying to get his kid to eat their dinner

"Eat your food, there's people in America with no brains at all"...