...like doctors or directors. While females tend to settle with lesser paying ones like female doctors or female directors.
Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 3, 2020
A Wife took a DNA test for her kid
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you don't remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pissed and spoiled his underwear.
Then you said:
- Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.
So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
Gandhi
Did you know that Gandhi used to have hot young women sleep naked in his bed with him? The idea was that he could conquer his baser desires and prove his self-control by abstaining from sex with them.
I tried a similar thing by leaving half a box of Double Stuff Oreos on my counter, and I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m pretty sure Gandhi banged every single one of those chicks.
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