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Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 3, 2020

My ex girlfriend used to have sex with fruit whenever she got stressed

When we broke up she went fucking bananas

Guess who just woke up to 19 missed calls and 30 messages from his ex

My ex

Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get an award.

Like no bell prize.

What did the Redditor say after detonating a bomb inside the bank?

EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!!

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at a casino in Australia.

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet $25,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said “I hope you don’t mind but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled “Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop she yelled “YES! YES!, I WON! I WON!”

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked “What did she roll?” The other answered “I don’t know, I thought you were watching”

MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are drunks, Not all blondes are dumb, But all men...are men.

I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

What's the best thing about fingering a psychic on her period.

You get your palm Red for free.