But oral sex? That's just a matter of taste....
Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 3, 2020
Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."...
A little kid enters the room and catches his dad masturbating
He lets a little scream out and look at his father, dumbfounded.
"Don't be shocked, son. Everybody does this. Soon, you will do it too."
"But... Why, daddy?"
"Because my hands are starting to ache"...
When you take a pen name ....
... that's a nom de plume.
When you take a name for war, that's a nom de guerre.
When you take a name for an eating contest, that's a nom de om nom nom....
Three construction workers are sitting down on a beam of a skyscraper to eat their lunch...
First guy says, "Tuna fish on rye again? I tell ya. If that bitch makes me tuna fish on rye again tomorrow, I'm just going to jump off this building and kill myself!"
Second guy says, "Leftover meatloaf for the third day in a row! If I gotta eat this crap one more day, I'm just going to jump off this building and end it all!"
Third guy says, "Bologna sandwiches again! Yuck! If I gotta eat this shit one more time, I'm just gonna jump."
The next day, the first guy opens his lunch. He sees it's a tuna on rye, and he yells, "FUCK!!!" and he jumps...
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