Yesterday I asked a girl out, but she told me she had a boyfriend

I responded with "I have a math test tommorow"

She looked a bit confused so I said "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on."

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What do you call a gay couch?

A homo sectional

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I told a joke about Coronavirus and nobody laughed

Except that Chinese kid in the back. He got it.

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Why do Native Americans hate April?

Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.

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I wrote the names of everyone I’ve unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint.

Now he’s high on my list of people I never want to see again.

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Two Irish Couples

Two Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Brian says: "I wonder how the girls are getting on".

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Lots of violence could have been prevented in the old west

If only cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone.

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