What’s the male version of a Karen called?

I don’t know but a group of them is called a Senate.

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My ex girlfirend

My ex-girlfriend used to give me nicknames whilst giving me head.

"The Impaler" was my favourite.

Well, at least, that's what I thought she said....

Turns out she's asthmatic and it's my fault she died.

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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer.

Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."

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A man walks into an airport and says "cluck cluck bacawk"

...and the woman says "no sir, this is the check-in desk"

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So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "Caution, I'm a maneater". I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "Excuse me, Miss...about your shirt."

She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted, "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."

I looked at her, confused and said,"That's actually not what I was going to say at all."

"Oh…" she replied as a smile started to come across her face. "What were you going to say?"

"That's not how you spell manatee."

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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I got my friend a cake in the shape of Pac Man

At least that's what I told him when he saw it.

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