Easy to get, quick to spread and leaving me out of breath
Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 5, 2020
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French!” after a swear word...
I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
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