Dairy practice.
Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 5, 2020
Thứ Sáu, 8 tháng 5, 2020
A priest hooks a huge fish
A priest hooks a huge fish
Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!".
"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.
Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, but that's what this fish is called, it's a Fucker fish".
Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.
"Look at this huge fucker" says the priest, spotting the bishop.
"Language, please! this is God's house," replies the bishop.
"No, no that's what this fish is called, "says the priest.
"Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner".
So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.
"Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?" he asks her.
"My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked.
"No, sister that's what the fish is called - a fucker", says the bishop.
Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "Wonderful, I'll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!"
The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.
"Well, I caught the fucker!" says the priest.
"And I cleaned the fucker!" says the bishop.
"And I cooked the fucker!" says the mother superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:" You know what?, You cunts are alright."
A virgin man and a virgin woman...
A virgin man and a virgin woman who never saw anyone from the other sex naked before, were riding on a camel through the desert. Then in the middle of the desert, the camel stopped walking and was tired, it was hungry, thirsty and there wasn’t any water or food. They waited for a while, but the camel died. The man and woman were hopeless, they both knew they were going to die. So the man said: “U know, before I die, I want to see a naked woman.” The woman says: oh, before I die, I really want to see a naked man...” So they both put their clothes off and the woman looks at the man. “Haha, what is that thing hanging there?” “Oh, that’s a magical stick, if I put it in something, it can create life”, the man said. Woman: “Then put it in the camel, so we can go home!”
Ps: Sorry my English isn’t very good, I’m from the Netherlands.
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