No ones given me a straight answer.
Thứ Tư, 13 tháng 5, 2020
An Italian guy, a Polish guy, and a Japanese guy all apply for a job at an office.
The manager hires all three and tells the Italian, "Ok, you take care of the inventory". Tells the Polish guy, "You take care of accounting" and tells the Japanese guy, "You take care of supplies."
The manager comes back after an hour and sees the Italian guy and the Polish guy working, but he can't find the Japanese guy anywhere. So all of them start looking for him.
After hours of searching, they still can't find him so they give up and turn to go home for the evening when suddenly, the Japanese guy jumps out of nowhere and screams "SUPPLIES!!!!"
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blonde hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
A dyslexic man stormed Area 15
Authorities didn't press charges, saying "they felt bad"
They thought a long sentence was the last thing he needed
I debated a flat earthier once
He got so mad that he stormed off saying that he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He’ll come around eventually
Happy National Limerick Day!! Here's the classic one for you if you didnt know it.
There once was man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.
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