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Chủ Nhật, 17 tháng 5, 2020

I heard the easiest method for free karma today!

It’s actually really a piece of cake

My girlfriend is mad because I could only last 2 minutes in bed

In my defense it was doggy style so it's more like 14 minutes.

Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.

For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, you idiot!”

My grandfather said his girlfriend died of gonorrhoea. I said “you don’t die from gonorrhoea”

He said “You do when you give it to me”

Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?

A lot of conditioning

What's the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?

One goes ba dum tiss, the other is da bum kiss.

This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to our whole family by memory

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

Edit: I think it's bad that I'm more excited watching this get ups that I was about the whole of Christmas