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Chủ Nhật, 24 tháng 5, 2020

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere.

-Sent from my iPhone

Damn girl, are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me to heaven.

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing-Boeing-Boeing

A 7 year-old and a 4 years-old are in their bedroom. “You know what, I think it’s time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you” says the 7 year old. “OK” says the 4 year-old. Mum asks the 7 year-old what he wants for breakfast. “I’ll have Frosties, bitch”

WHACK, he flew out the chair crying his eyes out. Mum looks at the 4 year-old and said sternly! “And what do you want?”

He says “Don’t know, but it won’t be fucking Frosties”

I quit my job at McDonald’s today...

Boss was a clown

Thứ Bảy, 23 tháng 5, 2020

How do you turn a pussy into an asshole?

Give it a badge and a gun

Hey, is your refrigerator running?

Good. I'd vote for it over Trump or Biden any day.