FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Grandfather: “Can your dick touch your ass?”
Johnny: “No.”
Grandfather: “Then no cookies for you.”
A number of years later, when Johnny had grown up and was visiting his grandfather again, he asked, “Hey, can I have a beer?”
Grandfather: “Can your dick touch your ass?”
Johnny: “Hell yeah!”
Grandfather: “Well then go fuck yourself.”
... The husband goes in, lifts the laptop with his dick with great ease, and wins it. Everyone cheers for him.
A month goes by and the wife notices that the husband is no longer getting frisky with her. She tries everything to get him to make love to her. Nothing works.
Fed up and in tears, she goes to the husband and asks, why are you no longer making love to me!? He replies: Honey, I've been training for the washing machine!
After a short while of stomping aroiund in the woods, they come across some ducks. Kim turns to his Minister of the Interior.
"Shoot the ducks!" he orders.
The Minister of the Interior raises his shotgun, aims, fires, and misses all the ducks.
Kim stares at him. The ducks start flying away. Kim turns to his Minister of Defense.
"Shoot the ducks!" he orders.
The Minister of Defense raises his shotgun, shoots at the flock of ducks, and misses.
Kim stares angrily at him, grabs his own shotgun, raises it, fires, and misses.
Immediately the Minister of Propaganda shouts "Look! Flying dead ducks!"
Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck.
Goofy, I know, but still makes me laugh 20 years after I first heard it!
Man: About how much milk do you get from them in a day?
Farmer: Which one, the brown one or the black one?
Man: The brown one.
Farmer: About a half gallon a day.
Man: And the black one?
Farmer: About a half gallon a day.
Man (looking puzzled): Ok.. what do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one?
Man: The brown one.
Farmer: She eats grass.
Man: And the black one?
Farmer: She eats grass, too.
Man (becoming annoyed): Why do you keep asking me to specify which cow when the answers are the same?
Farmer: Because the brown cow is mine.
Man: Oh, and the black one?
Farmer: It’s mine, too.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash.
As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.
The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?"
Kevin, shocked says, "Why, No! Does my breath smell like pussy?"
The dentist says, "No, but your forehead smells like ass!"