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Thứ Năm, 28 tháng 5, 2020

A young kid is walking home from school when a car pulls up alongside him...

The driver says "get in the car".

The kid says "No way!" and keeps walking.

The driver says "Get in the car and I'll give you a candy bar!"

The kid says "No way. A candy bar won't do it."

The driver says "Get in the car and I'll give you a candy bar and twenty bucks!"

The kid says "Look Dad, you bought the Volvo, YOU deal with it."

I took my new gun out to the range, but couldn’t make it work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, lets! But lets change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head."

People ask me where I store all my dad jokes.

In a dad-a-base

Two tampons are walking down the street, which one says hi first?

Neither because they’re both stuck up cunts

Why is gum similar to guns?

If you take one out during class, everyone starts acting like your friend.