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Thứ Sáu, 29 tháng 5, 2020

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard

Donald Trump, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton are in a boat, and the boat sinks. Who is saved?

The United States of America.

A murderer and his accomplices walk into a bar, and the bartender says...

"What can I get you, officers?"

A porn actor calls in sick

"I can't come today"

My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at home.

“How are you mate?”

“Yeah, I’m okay. But do me a favor mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”

I went upstairs and found his two gorgeous 21-year-old twin daughters lying naked on the bed.

I said “Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of you.

They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.”

I shouted downstairs “Hey, mate! Both of them?”

He shouted back “Of course both of them! What’s the point in fucking one?”

My teachers said I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia..

But so far I’ve made two bowls and a vase.