What does the bra say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift.

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How do you make an old lady say "Fuck"?

Have another one say "Bingo!"

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I can't believe the NASA/SpaceX Astronauts...

Don't you think they are taking "Social Distancing" a bit too seriously?

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You are under arrest

Police: You are under arrest!
Me: Why?
Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle.
Me: Did you say six?
Police: that is correct, six!
Me: Damn it, we have lost Chantal.

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What's a karma whore's favourite food?

Cake

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So if a Chicken carries salmonella, and a Cow carries e-coli, what does a pig carry?

A gun, a badge, and a "get out of jail free" card.

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What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.

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