Q: Why can't a blind guy see his friends?

A: Because he's married....

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Do you know why programers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs....

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Me: Boss, I’m sorry I am late. I was having computer issues.

Boss: Hard drive? Me: No, the commute was fine. It was my computer....

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There are 3 farmers, let’s call them A, B and C. Which one is the best with medicine?

Farmer C...

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How can you get the attention of a pervert?

Mark the post with an NSFW tag...

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A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early." Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face. "Who threw that?!" the teacher shouted angrily. "Me!" piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. "Can I leave now?"...

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How can you tell good cops from bad cops?

Easy. Good cops carry a Goodge....

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