Why doesn’t where’s Waldo go to the gym

Because no one can spot him

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A racist, a liar and a misogynist walks into a bar

The bartender greeted “Good evening, Mr. President!”

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This season of Earth is not realistic

So many plot holes. Like, where did the murder hornets go? Why introduce them if they're not important to the story?

I'm feeling Lost.

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A man tells his friend, "I know a guy who has a small dick and sounds like an owl."

His friend asks, "Who?"

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What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?

Fat. You get fat.

What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?

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I had sex with a blind girl yesterday

She said, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever put my hands on.”

I said, “Nah. Your just pulling my leg.”

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My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink and no one listened.

He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.

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